Big Bad Bratty Babies

 2013

poster by: Gabrielle Laïla Tittley

photos by: Le Grand Bum

(we're supposed to be topless but the venue made us put shirts on)

WE'VE BEEN BAD BAD GIRLS AND HAVE NEGLECTED OUR ON AND OFF LINE LIVES SO HERE ARE A FEW UPDATES FOR ALL YOU DIRTY CREEPS

shavonne finally moved to montreal in may so we've been reunited at last! she's desperate for employment so if anyone's looking to hire a slutty houswife, she's your gal. we've played a couple of shows in montreal recently and went on a little east coast tour/gaycay to the maritimes. it was the best! we got to eat lot of truck stop foods and shat our intestines out! #doubledoublediarreah #dreamlife seriously though, thanks so much to everyone who supported us on our adventure. and finally, we've started writing nu songs. hopefully we'll have more than the same six songs we've basically been playing for the last three years. things are starting to cum together for us and we look forward to rubbin' our pussies all over this new lyfe. yours drooly, AP

sniff my pillows!

GODDESS  

LOVVERS

Thigh high coke and rye

This must be a joke

Chicken legs suck the keg

Now I’m gonna puke

Chewing bones my mouth foams

Like I have rabies

Crinkle cut jerky slut

Glad I don’t have babies

Do the line

Like it’s mine

Then I start to shake

Patty Melt get the belt

Tongue out like a snake

Sweaty hair secret lair

When I’m feeling low

Slice of meat bloody sheet

Kneeding you like dough...

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Shavonne's interpretation of Tiff's vulva and Tiff's of Shavonne's horngry uterus.

FACK

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